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I had a really great babysitter when I was young. I have nothing but glowing reviews, literally. I loved my babysitter so much that I will recommend that my kids and grandkids even use my babysitter. If you’ve ever seen Cable Guy with Jim Carrey or numerous other shows or movies when you were young, you know exactly who I’m referring to, ironically. Or rather what. Of course, I’m referring to…
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I spent a lot of time yesterday getting injured. Despite getting a shot to help my shoulder, it continues to hurt. I was playing catcher for my son so he could get faster at pitching, and he hit me in the only place I wasn’t protected (my foot, you weirdos) and then in the middle of a really great dream (I was sleeping peacefully in my dream), I woke up to everyone’s favorite middle of the night…
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Note to self: Just a draft. Do not publish.
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March 26 Oscars are so boring. Do I even write about them anymore. What could I talk about that would make them more interesting. I guess I could make some absurd predictions about what will happens. Will…that reminds of wIll smith…something so absured ti would never happen. Maybe something about how Will Smith slapps someone. The… -
I have now written over 1,350 blog post over a 10-year period. Some were bad, most were awful, and the rest were pure garbage. I’m like the Sysphus of blog writing. No matter how bad the posts get, and how negative the feedback gets, I just keep coming back for more. Any sane person would have given up by now, but you are looking at a certified insane person that refuses to give up his refuse.
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Life Gifing Bitter Friday Gifs
I used to care about famous people. I looked up to them because they could memorize lines or dribble basketballs really well. Then I grew up and realized that most of them were just really suck. Most of them either got lucky, focused maniacally on one thing in detriment to anything else in their lives, or their daddy knew someone in the biz. Most of them, as soon as they get a little taste of…
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By the time I reached college, I had not earned enough achievements. If Xbox achievements existed back in my day, I would have registered a big fat zero. In other words, I had caused so few waves in high school, I didn’t have one school fight under my belt. No one had swung at me, told me I was yellow (that was Marty McFly’s trigger word to start fighting) or even tried a crane kick on…
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Ratio’d Bitter Friday Giftures
I love listening to my headphones at work because it seems dangerously close to not doing work, which is my favorite thing to do. Work avoidance, both at work and at home are really great skills to have. I’ve always tried my best to be mediocre or less in everything I do.
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When I was 7 years old, I was a 3-sport athlete. I was a world class goalie (I was really good at standing and watching other kids fight for the ball) a two-time no-star center in basketball (I was awesome at standing on the low block with my hand up waiting for the ball) and I was an amazing baseball player (really good at standing in center field waiting for the ball). In retrospect, I guess I…
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Camera BFG’s (Bitter Friday Giftures)
What do you think is more prestigious? Being on the cover of a magazine or being featured on a sweatshirt? This might have been a hard question back in the 80’s when I grew up, because back then we had a thing called magazines. It’s hard to imagine my kids even understanding the importance of magazines. I think they know they exist, but they have no idea why.
I ask that question because Dwight…
